Car Fresheners - Sarcastic and Sassy

PSA

These aren't "basic". They speak so that you don't have to and they interpret your eye roll. You might not say it, but people will know and that's how we like it.

Choose your Mood:

1. Sassy Since Birth,
2. Adult-ish,
3. Too bad I dont care,
4. Be savage not average,
5. I swear because I care,
6. It’s too peopley outside,
7. Fresh sarcasm served daily,
8. Caution I have no filter,
9. I may be wrong but I doubt it,
10. Sarcasm is my love language,
11. I’m fine it’s fine everything is fine,
12. Chaos coordinator,
13. People not a big fan,
14. Sassy queen,
15. I’m not for everyone,
16. I’m an adult,
17. Nope not today,
18. Hold on let me overthink this,
19. Little miss sassy,
20. Anti social butterfly,
21. Punch today in the face,
22. I may be wrong but I doubt it (sunflowers),
23. Mostly sweet mostly sassy,
24. The answer is nope,
25. I way be wrong but I doubt it,
26. Probably late for something,
27. Too glam to even care,
28. Hot mess express,
29. I speak fluent sarcasm,
30. Crazy beautiful,
31. Sorry for all the Hurtful accurate things I said,
32. Lets keep the Dumbfuckery to a minimum today,
33. Caution I have no filter,
34. Expensive and difficult,
35. I'm not lazy I'm energy saving mode,
36. I am not someone you can put on loud speaker,
37. I'm not sarcastic I'm just allergic to stupidty,
38. I wish more people were fluent in silence,
39. Being functional adult every day seems a bit excessive,
40. I'm not snarky I'm just selectively polite,
41. A penny for your thoughts seems a bit pricey,
42. Remember when I asked for your opinion

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